The Internet sites for online ordination:
- themonastery.org, the site of Universal Life Church Monastery, performs online ordination for free, instantly. The church's ordination not only qualifies you to marry but also to "bury, anoint, or exorcise others."
- spiritualhumanism.org, will ordain at no cost, but requires an email "within 48 hours of sign-up to activate ordination credentials."
- amfellow.org, the American Fellowship Church site, charges $25 plus a $3 fee for ordination. The AFC requires "signature and document mail-in" - meaning you may wait up to two weeks before officially being ordained.
- dudism.com is the online shrine of the unconventional Church of the Latter-Day Dude. If you don't mind the frequent uses of "dude," become ordained instantaneously at no cost.
I just don't think ordination can occur over the Internet. What does "ordination" mean to you?